Strip the human race, absolutely naked, and it would be a real democracy. But the introduction of even a rag of tiger skin, or a cowtail, could make a badge of distinction and be the beginning of a monarchy.

Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.

I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever.

Next to possessing genius one's self is the power of appreciating it in others.

The true pioneer of civilization is not the newspaper, not religion, not the railroad - but whiskey!

If I'd seen a playwright ever write an' play at the same time, I'd have given 'em more of a chance at cards. Can I get an 'amen?'

Experience is an author's most valuable asset; experience is the thing that puts the muscle and the breath and the warm blood into the book he writes.