Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.

I have at last, after several months' experience, made up my mind that [New York] is a splendid desert--a domed and steepled solitude, where the stranger is lonely in the midst of a million of his race.

He gossips habitually; he lacks the common wisdom to keep still that deadly enemy of man, his own tongue.

The jury system puts a ban upon intelligence and honesty and a premium upon ignorance, stupidity and perjury.

Too much is just enough.

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.