Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.

...one should be gentle with the ignorant, for they are the chosen of God.

To avoid lying, do nothing that needs covering.

Dying man couldn't make up his mind which place to go to-both have their advantages, heaven for the climate, hell for the company!

Men think they think upon the great political questions, and they do; but they think with their party, not independently; they read its literature, but not that of the other side

The bane of Americans is overwork-and the ruin of any work is a divided interest. Concentrate-concentrate. One thing at a time.

The symbol of the race ought to be a human being carrying an ax, for every human being has one concealed about him somewhere, and is always seeking the opportunity to grind it.