Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.

Eloquence is the essential thing in a speech, not information.

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

Rise early. It is the early bird that catches the worm. Don't be fooled by this absurd law; I once knew a man who tried it. He got up at sunrise and a horse bit him.

It has been said that a Scotchman has not seen the world until he has seen Edinburgh; and I think that I may say that an American has not seen the United States until he has seen Mardi Gras in New Orleans.

Honesty: The best of all the lost arts.

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.