When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.
Mark TwainThe gods offer no rewards for intellect. There was never one yet that showed any interest in it.
Mark TwainThe first time a student realizes that a little learning is a dangerous thing is when he brings home a poor report card.
Mark Twain