Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.
The only difference between reality and fiction is that fiction needs to be credible.
Hero: Person in a book who does things which he can't and girl marries him for it.
Laughter is the greatest weapon we have and we, as humans, use it the least.
I've seen many troubles in my time, only half of which ever came true.
There is no such thing as the Queen's English. The property has gone into the hands of a joint stock company and we own the bulk of the shares!