When politics enter into municipal government, nothing resulting therefrom in the way of crimes and infamies is then incredible. It actually enables one to accept and believe the impossible.

The Koran does not permit Mohammedans to drink. Their natural instincts do not permit them to be moral. They say the Sultan has eight hundred wives. This almost amounts to bigamy.

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

If you will notice, there is seldom a telegram in a paper which fails to show up one or more members & beneficiaries of our Civilization as promenading with his shirt-tail up & the rest of his regalia in the wash.

It's so damned humiliating.

She is not refined. She is not unrefined. She keeps a parrot

The human race was always interesting and we know by its past that it will always continue so, monotonously.