Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
Mark TwainIt is hopeless for the occasional visitor to try to keep up with Chicago-she outgrows his prophecies faster than he can make them. She is always a novelty; for she is never the Chicago you saw when you passed through the last time.
Mark TwainThe average American's simplest and commonest form of breakfast consists of coffee and beefsteak.
Mark TwainNow is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
Mark Twain