What's your name?" "Becky Thatcher. What's yours? Oh, I know. It's Thomas Sawyer." "That's the name they lick me by. I'm Tom when I'm good. You call me Tom, will you?" "Yes
Mark TwainIt ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.
Mark TwainMemories which someday will become all beautiful when the last annoyance that encumbers them shall have faded out of our minds.
Mark TwainAn occultation of Venus is not half so difficult as an eclipse of the sun, but because it comes seldom the world thinks it's a grand thing.
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