In early times some sufferer had to sit up with a toothache, and he put in the time inventing the German language.

This editor is a critic. He has pulled out his carving-knife and his tomahawk and is starting after a book which he is going to have for breakfast.

The best of us would rather be popular than right.

If ignorance is bliss, why isn't the world happier?

But who prays for Satan? Who in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most, our one fellow and brother who most needed a friend yet had not a single one, the one sinner among us all who had the highest and clearest right to every Christian's daily and nightly prayers, for the plain and unassailable reason that his was the first and greatest need, he being among sinners the supremest?

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

Humor is like a frog; if you dissect it, it dies.