In early times some sufferer had to sit up with a toothache, and he put in the time inventing the German language.

I do not want Michael Angelo for breakfast-but for luncheon-for dinner- for tea-for supper-for between meals.

I told you this would happen. But, no, you had to go for the buffet, didn't you?

When one reads Bibles, one is less surprised at what the Deity knows than at what He doesn't know.

When some men discharge an obligation, you can hear the report for miles around.

Crowds stand around all day long and criticise that bridge, and find fault with it, and tell with unlimited frankness how it ought to have been planned, and how they would have built it had the city granted them the $14,000 it cost. It is really refreshing to hang around these and listen to them. A foreigner would come to the conclusion that all America was composed of inspired professional bridge builders.

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction.