In early times some sufferer had to sit up with a toothache, and he put in the time inventing the German language.

When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.

A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing than he needs.

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow.

When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.

There isn't a Parallel of Latitude but thinks it would have been the Equator if it had had its rights.

The pulpit and the optimist are always talking about the human race's steady march toward ultimate perfection. As usual, they leave out the statistics. It is the pulpit's way - the optimist's way.