My memory was never loaded with anything but blank cartridges.

The [Kodak is] the only witness I have encountered in my long experience that I couldn't bribe.

I don't speak German well but several experts have assured me that I write it like an angel. Maybe so, maybe so- I don't know. I've not yet made any acquaintances among the angels. That comes later, whenever it please the Deity. I'm not in any hurry.

Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world.

It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.

Denial is much more then an Egyptian River.

Homely truth is unpalatable.