My memory was never loaded with anything but blank cartridges.

It is better to be a young June-bug than an old bird of paradise.

This is the only sane clerical the earthquake has exposed to view yet.

Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.

The xmas holidays have this high value: that they remind Forgetters of the Forgotten, & repair damaged relationships.

In religion, India is the only millionaire... the One land that all men desire to see, and having seen once, by even a glimpse, would not give that glimpse for all the shows of all the rest of the globe combined.

There are several kinds of stories, but only one difficult kind-the humorous.