Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopt.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

You perceive I generalize with intrepidity from single instances. It is the tourist's custom.

If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be.

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me.

All emotion is involuntary when genuine.