Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Citizenship is what makes a republic - monarchies can get along without it.

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.

Happiness ain't a thing in itself - it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant.

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

A man's first duty is to his own conscience and honor; the party and country come second to that, and never first.

Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous.