I have always been rather better treated in San Francisco than I actually deserved.

The trouble with most of us is that we know too much that ain't so.

Additional problems are the offspring of poor solutions.

Dying man couldn't make up his mind which place to go to-both have their advantages, heaven for the climate, hell for the company!

It's an epitome of life. The first half of it consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity.

When you catch an adjective, kill it. No, I don't mean utterly, but kill most of them--then the rest will be valuable. They weaken when they are close together. They give strength when they are far apart.

There's always a hole in theories somewhere if you look close enough.