A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
The conviction of the rich that the poor are happier is no more foolish than the conviction of the poor that the rich are.
We are all ignorant; just about different things.
It is the will of God that we must have critics and missionaries and congressmen and humorists, and we must bear the burden
If a person offends you, and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures; simply watch your chance, and hit him with a brick.