Nothing incites to money-crimes like great poverty or great wealth.

The miracle or the power that elevates the few is to be found in their industry, application and perseverance under the promptings of a brave, determined spirit.

Surely the ass who invented the first religion ought to be the first ass damned

A habit cannot be tossed out the window; it must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time.

Epitaphs are cheap, and they do a poor chap a world of good after he is dead, especially if he had hard luck while he was alive. I wish they were used more.

If you're looking for friends when you need them...it's too late.

An inglorious peace is better than a dishonorable war.