The devil's aversion to holy water is a light matter compared with a despots dread of a newspaper that laughs.
Mark TwainJim said that bees won't sting idiots, but I didn't believe that, because I tried them lots of times myself and they wouldn't sting me.
Mark TwainYou can't break a bad habit by throwing it out the window. You've got to walk it slowly down the stairs.
Mark TwainOur best built certainties are but sand-houses and subject to damage from any wind of doubt that blows
Mark Twain