When some men discharge an obligation, you can hear the report for miles around.
Canadian girls are so pretty it's a relief now and then to see a plain one.
Humor is man's greatest blessing.
If I'd seen a playwright ever write an' play at the same time, I'd have given 'em more of a chance at cards. Can I get an 'amen?'
George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie.
Those who do not read the news are uninformed. Those who do are misinformed.