Good fathers not only tell us how to live, they show us.

I've come loaded with statistics, for I've noticed that a man can't prove anything without statistics. No man can.

I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

Where prejudice exists it always discolors our thoughts.

The law of work seems unfair, but nothing can change it; the more enjoyment you get out of your work, the more money you will make.

The master minds of all nations, in all ages, have sprung in affluent multitude from the mass of the nations, and from the mass of the nation only-not from its privileged classes.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.