Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name Bzjxxllwcp is pronounced Jackson.

Just because you’re taught that something’s right and everyone believes it’s right, it don’t make it right.

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

I like a good story well told. That is the reason I am sometimes forced to tell them myself.

It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right

I could have become a soldier if I had waited; I knew more about retreating than the man who invented retreating.

Data is like garbage. You'd better know what you are going to do with it before you collect it.