I never write Metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price for city. I never write policeman because I can get the same money for cop.

No man is straitly honest to any but himself and God.

Half of the results of a good intentions are evil; half the results of an evil intention are good.

The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet.

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

Dance like nobody's looking.

But it is a blessed provision of nature that at times like these, as soon as a man's mercury has got down to a certain point there comes a revulsion, and he rallies. Hope springs up, and cheerfulness along with it, and then he is in good shape to do something for himself, if anything can be done.