A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.
The cigar-box which the European calls a 'lift' needs but to be compared with our elevators to be appreciated. The lift stops to reflect between floors. That is all right in a hearse, but not in elevators. The American elevator acts like a man's patent purge-it works.
Experience teaches us only one thing at a time - and hardly that, in my case.
The smallest minds and the selfishest souls and the cowardliest hearts that God makes.
Humor is man's greatest blessing.
Do something everyday that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.