Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.

Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.

Buy land, they're not making it anymore.

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

My memory was never loaded with anything but blank cartridges.

I try never to let my schooling get in the way of my education.

Perhaps it will be simplest to throw away the tags and generalize India with one all-comprehensive name, as the Land of Wonders.