Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.

How often we recall with regret that Napoleon once shot at a magazine editor and missed him and killed a publisher. But we remember with charity that his intentions were good.

The most permanent lessons in morals are those which come, not of book teaching, but of experience.

The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.

Hero: Person in a book who does things which he can't and girl marries him for it.

None but the dead are permitted to tell the truth.

Irrevence is another person's disrespect to your god; there isn't any word that tells what your disrespect to his god is.