Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.

When your opinions start to coincide with those of the majority, it is time to reconsider your opinions.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

Figures often beguile me, particularly when I have the arranging of them myself; in which case the remark attributed to Disraeli would often apply with justice and force: "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."

Christianity will doubtless still survive in the earth ten centuries hence- stuffed and in a museum.

Humor is man's greatest blessing.

Braveness is resistance to concern, mastery of panic - not absense of anxiety.