Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.

Vote: The only commodity that is peddleable without a license.

There isn't a Parallel of Latitude but thinks it would have been the Equator if it had had its rights.

Those who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly written fiction.

Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others.

The government is merely a servant―merely a temporary servant; it cannot be its prerogative to determine what is right and what is wrong, and decide who is a patriot and who isn't. Its function is to obey orders, not originate them.

One holds a bottle of red wine by the neck, a woman by the waist, and a bottle of champagne by the derriere.