A Patriot is someone who stands for his country always, and for his government when it is deserved.

Life is but a dream, a grotesque and foolish dream.

It is often the case that a man who can't tell a lie thinks he is the best judge of one.

What God lacks is convictions- stability of character. He ought to be a Presbyterian or a Catholic or something- not try to be everything.

What marriage is to morality, a properly conducted licensed liquor traffic is to sobriety.

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.

Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths