Every man has a secret ambition: To outsmart horses, fish and women.
A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.
Death is the starlit strip between the companionship of yesterday and the reunion of tomorrow.
People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.
Benefit of clergy: Half-rate on the railroad.
Don't explain your author, read him right and he explains himself.