Benefit of clergy: Half-rate on the railroad.

He wa'n't no common dog, he wa'n't no mongrel; he was a composite. A composite dog is a dog that is made up of all the valuable qualities that's in the dog breed-kind of a syndicate; and a mongrel is made up of all riffraff that's left over.

Put no trust in the benefits to accrue from early rising, as set forth by the infatuated Franklin.

I believe I have no prejudices whatsoever. All I need to know is that a man is a member of the human race. That's bad enough for me.

A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.

When you ascend the hill of prosperity, may you not meet a friend.

'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read.