A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.

Travel is fatal to bigotry.

I don't see any use in having a uniform and arbitrary way of spelling words. We might as well make all clothes alike and cook all dishes alike. Sameness is tiresome; variety is pleasing.

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

The reason most people don't go to church is because they've already been.

A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.

There is nothing to be learned from the second kick of a mule.