Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate.
The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad.
Etiquette requires us to admire the human race.
A tax is a fine for doing well, a fine is a tax for doing wrong.
Man is the only animal that deals in that atorcity of atrocities, War. He is the only one that gathers his brethren about him and goes forth in cold blood and calm pulse to exterminate his kind.
The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.