To be great, truly great, you have to be the kind of person who makes the others around you great.

The observance of Thanksgiving Day-as a function-has become general of late years. The Thankfulness is not so general. This is natural. Two-thirds of the nation have always had hard luck and a hard time during the year, and this has a calming effect upon their enthusiasm.

The primary rule of business success is loyalty to your employer. That's all right as a theory. What is the matter with loyalty to yourself?

Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.

There is only one good sex. The female one.

That is just the way with some people. They get down on a thing when they don’t know nothing about it.

There are lies, damned lies and statistics.