There is nothing like instances to grow hair on a bald-headed argument.

Comedy keeps the heart sweet; but we all know that there is wholesome refreshment for both mind and heart in an occasional climb among the pomps of the intellectual snow-summits built by Shakespeare and those others.

If I'd seen a playwright ever write an' play at the same time, I'd have given 'em more of a chance at cards. Can I get an 'amen?'

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

If you have no will to change it, you have no right to criticize it.

Well, no doubt it's a blessed thing to have an imagination that can always make you satisfied, no matter how you are fixed.

The human race consists of the damned and the ought-to-be damned.