...the person that had took a bull by the tail once had learnt sixty or seventy times as much as a person that hadn't, and said a person that started in to carry a cat home by the tail was getting knowledge that was always going to be useful to him, and warn't ever going to grow dim or doubtful. Chances are, he isn't likely to carry the cat that way again, either. But if he wants to, I say let him!

Annihilation has no terrors for me, because I have already tried it before I was born -a hundred million years -and I have suffered more in an hour, in this life, than I remember to have suffered in the whole hundred million years put together. There was a peace, a serenity, an absence of all sense of responsibility, an absence of worry, an absence of care, grief, perplexity; and the presence of a deep content and unbroken satisfaction in that hundred million years of holiday which I look back upon with a tender longing and with a grateful desire to resume, when the opportunity comes.

Cherimoya, the most delicious fruit known to men.

Etiquette requires us to admire the human race.

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.

The human race was always interesting and we know by its past that it will always continue so, monotonously.

Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.