I would rather go to bed with Lillian Russell stark naked than Ulysses S Grant in full military regalia.
Mark TwainWe must put up with our clothes as they are - they have their reason for existing. They are on us to expose us - to advertise what we wear them to conceal. They are a sign; a sign of insincerity; a sign of suppressed vanity; a pretense that we desire gorgeous colors and the graces of harmony and form; and we put them on to propagate that lie and back it up.
Mark TwainThere is no salvation for us but to adopt Civilization and lift ourselves down to its level.
Mark Twain