I like a good story well told. That is the reason I am sometimes forced to tell them myself.
A mine is a hole in the ground with a liar on top.
Never run after you own hat - others will be delighted to do it; why spoil their fun?
The trouble with most of us is that we know too much that ain't so.
Who knows, he may grow up to be President someday, unless they hang him first!" Aunt Polly about Tom Sawyer
You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.