You cant reach old age by another man's road, my habits protect my life but they would assassinate you

He was endowed with a stupidity which by the least little stretch would go around the globe four times and tie.

I have no race prejudices, and I think I have no color prejudices or caste prejudices nor creed prejudices. Indeed I know it. I can stand any society. All that I care to know is that a man is a human being-that is enough for me; he can't be any worse.

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

The human race was always interesting and we know by its past that it will always continue so, monotonously.

Homely truth is unpalatable.

The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened.