Tis Better to Sit there and LOOK the fool, than to open your mouth and prove it.
It's so damned humiliating.
My faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
We recognize that there are no trivial occurrences in life if we get the right focus on them.
If men bore children, there would only be one born in each family.