You see, he knew his own laws just as other people so often know the laws: by words, not by effects. They take a meaning, and get to be very vivid, when you come to apply them to yourself.
Mark TwainIn other localities certain places in the streams are much better than others, but at Niagara one place is just as good as another, for the reason that the fish do not bite anywhere.
Mark TwainMen are more compassionate/(nobler)/magnanimous/generous than God; for men forgive their dead, but God does not.
Mark TwainThese peopleยดs God has shown them by a million acts that he respects none of the Bibleยดs statues. He breaks every one of them himself, adultery and all.
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