We all like to see people sea-sick when we are not ourselves.

One of my theories is that the hearts of men are about alike, no matter what their skin color.

If the Christians of America could be persuaded to vote God and a clean ticket, it would bring about a moral revolution that would be incalculably beneficent. It would save the country.

Happiness ain't a thing in itself - it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant.

You may say organize, organize, organize; but there may be so much organization that it will interfere with the work to be done.

Knowledge becomes wisdom only after it has been put to good use.

Simple rules for saving money: To save half, when you are fired by an eager impulse to contribute to a charity, wait and count to forty. To save three quarters, count sixty. To save all, count sixty-five.