God's noblest work. Man who found it out? Man.
At noon I observed a bevy of nude young native women bathing in the sea, and I went and sat down on their clothes to keep them from being stolen.
When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction.
The less a man knows the bigger the noise he makes and the higher the salary he commands.
If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be.
There is no use in your walking five miles to fish when you can depend on being just as unsuccessful near home.