We are all alike, on the inside.

Definite speech means clarity of mind.

All men are ignorant, just on different subjects.

Baccarat is a game whereby the croupier gathers in money with a flexible sculling oar, then rakes it home. If I could have borrowed his oar I would have stayed.

We get our morals from books. I didn't get mine from books, but I know that morals do come from books- theoretically at least.

A half-educated physician is not valuable. He thinks he can cure everything.

A jay hasnt got any more principle than a Congressman. A jay will lie, a jay will steal, a jay will deceive, a jay will betray; and four times out of five, a jay will go back on his solemnest promise.