I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won't.
Mark TwainBlasphemy? No, it is not blashphemy. If God is as vast as that, he is above blasphemy; if he is as little as that, He is beneath it.
Mark TwainMore than once I have been humiliated by my resemblance to God the father; He is always longing for the love of His children and trying to get it on the cheapest and laziest terms He can invent.
Mark Twain