The most permanent lessons in morals are those which come, not of book teaching, but of experience.

Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute.

Thanksgiving day. Let us all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks now, but the turkeys.

When you feel like tellin a feller to go to the devil - tell him to go to Chicago - it'll anser every purpose, and is perhaps, a leetle more expensive.

Circumstance - which moves by laws of its own, regardless of parties and policies, and whose decrees are final and must be obeyed by all - and will be

The equator was wisely put where it is, because if it had been run through Europe all the kings would have tried to grab it.

The Public is merely a multiplied 'me.'