One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

If we only had some God in the country's laws, instead of being in such a sweat to get him into the Constitution, it would be better all around.

One compliment can keep me going for a whole month.

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use.

I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever.

Some of the worst things in my life never even happened.