An inglorious peace is better than a dishonorable war.

Every time I reform in one direction I go overboard in another.

It were not best that we should all think alike.

Thanksgiving day. Let us all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks now, but the turkeys.

Hardly a man in the world has an opinion upon morals, political, or religion which he got otherwise than through his associations and sympathies.

The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow.

In this age of inventive wonders all men have come to believe that in some genius' brain sleeps the solution of the grand problem of aerial navigation-and along with that belief is the hope that that genius will reveal his miracle before they die, and likewise a dread that he will poke off somewhere and die himself before he finds out that he has such a wonder lying dormant in his brain. We all know the air can be navigated-therefore, hurry up your sails and bladders-satisfy us-let us have peace.