An inglorious peace is better than a dishonorable war.

One day man by the slow processes of evolution shall develop into something really fine and high - some billions of years hence, say.

He was such a good man that people hated to see him coming.

Let us consider that we are all insane. It will explain us to each other. It will unriddle many riddles

It is strange the way the ignorant and inexperienced so often and so undeservedly succeed when the informed and the experienced fail.

When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat.

Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.