Don't just sit there and worry. Be proactive. Do something - anything - about what's worrying you so you can gain information, focus and control over the situation. I've suffered a great many catastrophes in my life. Most of them never happened.

What a lie it is to call this a free country, where none but the unworthy and undeserving may swear.

The unexamined life may not be worth living, but the life too closely examined may not be lived at all.

A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.

Love is madness, if thwarted it develops fast.

Prohibition only drives drunkenness behind doors and into dark places, and does not cure it or even diminish it.

When a man's dog turns against hime, it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma.