There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.
Mark TwainThe finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.
Mark TwainWhen your opinions start to coincide with those of the majority, it is time to reconsider your opinions.
Mark TwainIf God is what people say there can be no one in the universe so unhappy as He; for He sees unceasingly myriads of His creatures suffering unspeakable miseries--and besides this foresees how they are going to suffer during the remainder of their lives. One might as well say, "As unhappy as God."
Mark Twain