A jay hasnt got any more principle than a Congressman. A jay will lie, a jay will steal, a jay will deceive, a jay will betray; and four times out of five, a jay will go back on his solemnest promise.
Mark TwainThere are two reasons why anybody buys anything. The real reason, and the reason they give you.
Mark TwainGold in its native state is but dull, unornamental stuff, and only lowborn metals excite the admiration of the ignorant with an ostentatious glitter. However, like the rest of the world, I still go on underrating men of gold and glorifying men of mica.
Mark TwainWhen your opinions start to coincide with those of the majority, it is time to reconsider your opinions.
Mark Twain