Do your duty today and repent tomorrow.

That is just the way with some people. They get down on a thing when they don’t know nothing about it.

There is no humor in heaven.

It is a good idea to obey all the rules when you're young just so you'll have the strength to break them when you're old.

I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.

Human beings seem to be a poor invention. If they are the noblest works of God where is the ignoblest?

It is a good thing to write for the amusement of the public, but it is a far higher and nobler thing to write for their instruction, their profit, their actual and tangible benefit.