Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
Memories which someday will become all beautiful when the last annoyance that encumbers them shall have faded out of our minds.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
You must not pay a person a compliment, and then straightway follow it with a criticism.
To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal.
What a lie it is to call this a free country, where none but the unworthy and undeserving may swear.