It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain.

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.

I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.

I could forgive the boy, now, if he'd committed a million sins!

In the small town of Hannibal, Missouri, when I was a boy, everybody was poor, but didn't know it; and everybody was comfortable and did know it.

Only laughter can blow [a colossal humbug] to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.

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