I prefer milk because I am a Prohibitionist, but I do not go to it for inspiration.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

Presbyterianism without infant damnation would be like the dog on the train that couldn't be identified because it had lost its tag.

Sometimes my feelings are so hot that I have to take the pen and put them out on paper to keep them from setting me afire inside; then all that ink and labor are wasted because I can't print the results

All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity.

There isn't anything you can't stand if you are only born and bred to it.

Balloon: Thing to take meteroric observations and commit suicide with.