Circumstances make man, not man circumstances.

There are lies, damned lies and statistics.

It is not a new thing for a thoroughly good and well-meaning preacher´s soft heart to run away with his soft head.

Delicacy - a sad, sad false delicacy - robs literature of the two best things among its belongings: Family-circle narratives & obscene stories.

It takes some little time to accept and realize the fact that while you have been growing old, your friends have not been standing still, in that matter.

While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.