Doesn't make any difference who we are or what we are, there's always somebody to look down on.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
Laughter without a tinge of philosophy is but a sneeze of humor. Genuine humor is replete with wisdom.
Never argue with people who buy ink by the gallon.
No man, deep down in the privacy of his heart, has any considerable respect for himself.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.