What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it.
I'm pushing 60 years of age...and that's enough exercise for me.
Once I talked to the inmates of an insane asylum in Hartford. I have talked to idiots a thousand times, but only once to the insane.
He was such a good man that people hated to see him coming.
Optimist: Person who travels on nothing from nowhere to happiness.
A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.