A mighty porterhouse steak an inch and a half thick, hot and sputtering from the griddle; dusted with fragrant pepper; enriched with little melting bits of butter of the most impeachable freshness and genuineness; the precious juices of the meat trickling out and joining the gravy, archipelagoed with mushrooms; a township or two of tender, yellowish fat gracing an out-lying district of this ample county of beefsteak; the long white bone which divides the sirloin from the tenderloin still in its place.
Mark TwainThe easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
Mark TwainNone of us can have as many virtues as the fountain-pen, or half its cussedness; but we can try.
Mark Twain