Talking of patriotism, what humbug it is; it is a word which always commemorates a robbery.

But old fools is the biggest fools there is.

To trust the God of the Bible is to trust an irascible, vindictive, fierce and ever fickle and changeful master.

The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong. He can swear and still be a gentleman if he does it in a nice and benevolent and affectionate way.

Let your joy be unconfined!

It is a gratification to me to know that I am ignorant of art... Because people who understand art find nothing in pictures but blemishes.

Priapism is what happens when someone gets strangulated to the point of hypoxia.