Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.

The convention missionaries call "modesty" has no standard, and cannot have one, because it is opposed to nature and reason and is therefore an artificiality and subject to anybody's whim - anybody's diseased caprice.

What work I have done I have done because it has been play. If it had been work I shouldn't have done it.

No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.

Consider the average intelligence of the common man, then realize 50% are even stupider.

Too much is just enough.

They do say that when a man starts down hill everybody is ready to help him with a kick, and I suppose it is so.