Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me.

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

Use the right word, not its second cousin.

Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts and happenings. It consists mainly ofthe storm of thought that is forever flowing through one's head.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.