Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink - under any circumstances.

The primary rule of business success is loyalty to your employer. That's all right as a theory. What is the matter with loyalty to yourself?

The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.

Alas! those good old days are gone, when a murderer could wipe the stain from his name and soothe his trouble to sleep simply by getting out his blocks and mortar and building an addition to a church.

I do not like work even when someone else is doing it.

All kings is mostly rapscallions, as fur as I can make out.

I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable.