A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.

December is the toughest month of the year. Others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, October, August, and February.

I have been born more times than anybody except Krishna.

Anybody can have ideas-the difficulty is to express them without squandering a quire of paper on an idea that ought to be reduced to one glittering paragraph.

It is not worth while to try to keep history from repeating itself, for man's character will always make the preventing of the repetitions impossible.

It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain.

A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.