Anybody can have ideas-the difficulty is to express them without squandering a quire of paper on an idea that ought to be reduced to one glittering paragraph.

Tis Better to Sit there and LOOK the fool, than to open your mouth and prove it.

The statesmen will invent cheap lies, putting the blame upon the nation that is being attacked, and every man will be glad of these conscience-soothing falsities

The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet.

I thoroughly believe that any man who's got anything worthwhile to say will be heard if he only says it often enough.

It is our nature to conform; it is a force which not many can successfully resist. What is its seat? The inborn requirement of self-approval.

To say a compliment well is a high art and few possess it.