Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

There isn't anything you can't stand if you are only born and bred to it.

The funniest things are the forbidden.

I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.

I do love compliments, yet I'm often embarrassed to say what I think to the person when I get a compliment. I so often feel that they have not gone far enough.

I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to find how much ground it covers. I have got its divisions and frontiers down on a piece of paper. I find it defined as a production of the brain, as the power of the brain to produce something humorous, and the capacity of percieving humor.

How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again!