When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Can it be possible that the painters make John the Baptist a Spaniard in Madrid and an Irishman in Dublin?

The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo.

The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.

Custom is, to think a handsome thing in private but tame it down in the utterance.

Steal a chicken if you get a chance, Huck, because if you don't want it, someone else does and a good deed ain't never forgotten.

What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce.